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Steal a Brainrot Updates

Updates, events and patch notes we've logged for Steal a Brainrot, newest first.

Roblox reports the game itself last updated on Jul 15, 2026.

  1. Patch notes

    Mutation rain, Taco Base and a stacked craft pool — Update 49 patch notes

    Every 25th spawn rolled a fresh mutation instead of the usual Carpet one, the craft machine got Arcadragons, Strawberry Elephants and 1,000 John Does, and the Taco Base opened for 30 minutes.

  2. Update

    Update 49: John Pork is calling — a new OG brainrot drops

    The phone-headed legend joins the OG tier. When John Pork spawns he rings the whole server and tags random brainrots with an “…is calling” trait — a global event Sammy will only ever run three times.

  3. Update

    Update 53: Summer Part 1 — base trading is HERE

    The biggest quality-of-life update yet: trade brainrots base-to-base, hunt the new Phantom mutation, and collect 20 limited summer brainrots before they're gone.

  4. Update

    Craft Machine — what's new in Steal a Brainrot

    The Steal a Brainrot community wiki has logged “Craft Machine”. Our database updates as the patch gets documented — check the hub for what changed.

  5. Update

    The Trade Machine update changed the economy

    Slot your duplicate brainrots into the Trade Machine for a chance at something rarer — values across the mid-tier shifted overnight.

  6. Update

    Update 49 — what's new in Steal a Brainrot

    The Steal a Brainrot community wiki has logged “Update 49”. Our database updates as the patch gets documented — check the hub for what changed.

  7. Event

    Lava Update recap — the floor is literally lava

    Lava events now sweep the map periodically, cooking unattended bases and dropping fire-themed brainrots for whoever survives.